SantaCon Carols

NICE Carols

Frosty the Snowman
Jingle Bells
Feliz Navidad
Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer
Have a Holly Jolly Christmas

NAUGHTY Carols

12 Drugs of Christmas
Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear
Let it Flow
Wal-Mart You a Merry Christmas!

Frosty the Snowman

Frosty the snowman
Was a jolly happy soul
With a corncob pipe
And a button nose and
Two eyes made out of coal

Frosty the snowman
Is a fairy tale they say
He was made of snow
But the children know
How he came to life one day

There must have been some magic
In that old silk hat they found
For when they placed it on his head
He began to dance around

Frosty the snowman
Was alive as he could be
And the children say
He could laugh and play
Just the same as you and me

Frosty the snowman
Knew the sun was hot that day
So he said, "Let's run
And we'll have some fun
Now before I melt away"

Down to the village
With a broomstick in his hand
Running here and there
All around the square
Saying "Catch me if you can"

He led them down the streets of town
Right to the traffic cop
And he only paused a moment when
He heard him holler "Stop!"

Frosty the snowman
Had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye saying,
"Don't you cry
I'll be back again some day"
Thumpity, thump, thump
Thumpity, thump, thump
Look at Frosty go

Thumpity, thump, thump
Thumpity, thump, thump
Over the hills of snow

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JINGLE BELLS

Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way. (ho, ho, ho!)
Bells on bob tails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A sleighing song tonight

CHORUS

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh

Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile lost a wheel
and the Joker got away (Hey!)

Jingle bells, shotgun shells,
Santa Claus is dead,
Rudolf got a .22
and shot him in the head. (Hey!)

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one.... horse.... open....
SLEIGHHHHH!!!!!!!

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FELIZ NAVIDAD

Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Año y Felicidad.

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart.

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RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen.,
But do you recall?
The most famous reindeer of all!

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (reindeer)
Had a very shiny nose, (shiny nose)
And if you ever saw it, (saw it)
You would even say it glows (like a light bulb!),
All of the other reindeer (reindeer)
Used to laugh and call him names (like pinnochio),
They never let po or Rudolph (rudolph)
Join in any reindeer games, (like monopoly)

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say, ho ho ho,
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight? (tonight)

Then how the reindeer loved him (loved him)
As they shouted out with glee, yippee,
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, (reindeer)
You'll go down in history!

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HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS

Have a holly, jolly Christmas
It’s the best time of the year
I don’t know if there’ll be snow
but have a cup of cheer

Have a holly, jolly Christmas
And when you walk down the street
Say Hello to friends you know
and everyone you meet

Oh ho, the mistletoe
hung where you can see
Somebody waits for you
Kiss her once for me

Have a holly jolly Christmas
and in case you didn’t hear
Oh by golly have a holly
jolly Christmas this year

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THE TWELVE DRUGS OF CHRISTMAS

On the first day of Christmas, my dealer gave to me:

A Tab of Yellow Sunshine LSD
2 Hundred Reds
3 Pounds of Grass
4 Grams of Hash
5 Valiums
6 Joints of Smoking
7 Whites a-Buzzing
8 Spoons of Snorting
9 Caps of dropping
10 Peyote Buttons
11 Magic Mushrooms

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WALKIN' ROUND IN WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR


Lacy things -- the wife is missin',
Didn't ask -- her permission,
I'm wearin' her clothes, Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the store -- there's a teddy,
Little straps -- like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight, Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa, Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna, We can dress -- like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade, And join the parade,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

Lacy things... missin',
Didn't ask... permission,
Wearin' her clothes, Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

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LET IT FLOW

(tune of "Let It Snow")

The weather outside is frightful,
but the beer inside's delightful.
And since we've no place to go,

Let it Flow, Let it Flow,Let it Flow!

Oh we show no signs of stopping,
and now we're really hopping.
And the lights are turned way down low.

Let it Flow, Let it Flow. Let it Flow!!

When we finally drink it dry,
how we hate going back to the store.
Maybe we'll just get high,
and all fall asleep on the floor!!
Oh the party is slowly dying.
And our friends have all stopped buying.
Now my bladder really wants to know.

Where to go, Where to go, Where to go???

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WAL-MART YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS

Wal-Mart you a merry Christmas!
Wal-Mart you a merry Christmas!
Wal-Mart you a merry Christmas!
And a K-Mart New Year!

Good Best Buys we bring
to your Burger King!
We Pet Mart a merry Christmas and a K-Mart New Year!

Wal-Mart you a merry Christmas!
Wal-Mart you a merry Christmas!
Wal-Mart you a merry Christmas!
And a K-Mart New Year!

Good Target to you
Wherever you go!
Wal-Mart you a Macy’s Christmas
And a K-mart New Year!

Wal-Mart you a Macy’s Christmas!
And a K-Mart New Year!!!

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